12 Worst Cruise Ship Mistakes You Can Make

Cruise vacations are all about having a blast with family and friends while sailing from one exotic location to the next. However, you should keep a few things in mind if you want to keep the good vibes going. Let's sail through this list of 12 things you should never do on a cruise if you're hoping for smooth waters.

1. Don't Fly Into the Cruise Port on the Same Day

The thought of squeezing in every last minute of work or home time before your cruise might sound appealing, but it's risky business. Flights can be delayed, bags can get lost, and you might find yourself waving goodbye to your ship from the airport. Arrive a day early, get a good night's sleep and start your vacation without added stress.

2. Please Drink Responsibly

Those unlimited drink packages might sound like a challenge to get your money's worth, but getting tipsy topside can become disruptive to your fellow passengers. Avoid the next-day hangover and limit your drinking.

3. Don't Throw Anything Overboard

Tossing anything overboard is not just a faux pas; it's harmful to marine life and can get you into serious trouble. Stick to tossing confetti at parties, not into the sea.

4. Please, Please Don't Jump Off the Ship

This might sound like an extreme way to make a splash, but trust me, it's not worth it. Not only is it incredibly dangerous, but you'll also get banned from the cruise line for life — and that's if you're lucky enough to survive. Keep your feet on deck and your Instagram posts exciting, but safe.

5. Don't Smoke on Your Balcony

We get it, the ocean breeze is tempting, but lighting up on your balcony is a big no-no. Not only is it a fire hazard, but your smoky drift could ruin the fresh air for everyone around you. Stick to designated smoking areas and keep the peace — and the air clean.

6. Don't Ignore Safety Drills

We know, safety drills can feel like a buzzkill when you're itching to hit the pool. But these drills are crucial, and skipping them can lead to penalties or worse, confusion in an emergency. Pay attention — it's the most important 20 minutes you'll spend on the ship.

7. Don't Leave Children Unsupervised

While the kids' programs are fantastic, they're not a substitute for parental supervision. Letting your little ones roam free can lead to chaos for other passengers and stress for you. Keep an eye on them, and everyone will have a better time.

8. Don't Save Pool Chairs With Towels

Ah, the infamous towel reservation — nothing irks fellow passengers more. Claiming poolside chairs for hours while you're off exploring isn't just inconsiderate — it's unnecessary. Cruise staff often enforce a time limit, so be courteous and only reserve a spot when you're ready to lounge.

9. Don't Grab Buffet Food With Bare Hands

No one likes a germ spreader, and grabbing buffet food with your hands is a quick way to get that reputation. Use tongs and keep things sanitary. After all, no one wants to turn the buffet into a breeding ground for bad manners or germs.

10. Don't Ignore the Dress Code on Formal Nights

Showing up to a formal dinner in flip-flops and shorts is a bit like crashing a wedding in your pajamas — it's just not cool. If dressing up isn't your thing, many cruises offer alternative dining options on formal nights, so you can stay comfy without cramping anyone's style.

11. Don't Forget to Tip Your Cruise Staff

The hardworking crew makes sure your vacation is top-notch, and they rely on tips. If you've had great service — especially from the same server night after night — show your appreciation with a generous tip. It's a small gesture that makes a significant difference.

12. Don't Book Flights Too Early After Disembarking the Cruise

The end of a cruise doesn't mean the end of waiting. Disembarking can take time, and booking an early flight could leave you sprinting through the airport — or worse, missing your flight entirely. Give yourself plenty of buffer time and avoid the mad dash.

By following these tips, you'll be sure to have a cruise experience that's as smooth as glassy water. Now go enjoy that well-deserved vacation!

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