10 Outrageously Weird State Laws
Have you ever stopped to wonder about the strangest laws that exist across our vast nation? Laws that make you scratch your head and wonder, "What were they thinking?" Get ready to be amazed because we've compiled a list of 10 bizarre state laws that will have you shaking your head in disbelief.
1. New Jersey: No Pumping Your Own Gas
Picture this: You pull into a gas station, ready to fuel up your car, but it's... illegal? That's right, in New Jersey, you're not allowed to pump your own gas. Since 1949, the "Retail Gasoline Dispensing Safety Act" has mandated that gas station attendants handle the refueling. Hands off those pumps!
2. Arkansas: No Honking Near Sandwich Shops After 9 P.M.
Feeling peckish after hours? Hold back that urge to honk, especially if you're near a sandwich shop in Arkansas. It's illegal to disturb the peace by honking your horn after 9 p.m. where cold drinks or sandwiches are served. Did someone order a lawbreaker special?
3. Delaware: No Halloween on Sundays
Trick-or-treating on a Sunday in Delaware? Not so fast! This state says, "Not today, ghouls!" If Halloween falls on a Sunday, you better get your candy fix on Oct. 30.
4. Colorado: No Couches on Your Porch
Forget cozy porch vibes in Colorado, especially if you were thinking of lounging on a couch. Thanks to some unruly couch bonfires, the law now prohibits couches on porches. Sorry, no fireside chats for you!
5. Connecticut: Pickles Must Bounce
In Connecticut, they take their pickles seriously. So seriously, in fact, it's illegal to sell pickles that don't bounce. Yes, you read that right. Back in 1948, two unlucky pickle peddlers found themselves in a pickle when their pickles failed the bounce test. Talk about a sour situation!
6. Maine: No Roller-Skating Stunts
Attention, adrenaline junkies! Maine has some serious rules about roller skating. Forget about jumping over fire hydrants or attempting backflips off park benches. Safety first, folks, and that means keeping your wheels firmly on the ground.
7. Alabama: No Fake Mustaches in Church
Planning a little disguise for church? Think again if you're in Alabama. Wearing a fake mustache that causes laughter in church is a big no-no. This law dates back to the 1800s, so keep those fake 'staches at home if you want to stay out of trouble.
8. Maryland: No Sleeveless Shirts in Public Parks
Sun's out, guns out? Not in Baltimore! If you're hitting the park in Maryland, make sure to cover those shoulders. Sleeveless shirts are a park rule violation. So, keep those muscles under wraps, folks!
9. Arizona: No Donkeys Sleeping in Bathtubs
Looking for a cozy spot for your donkey to catch some Z's? Keep them out of the bathtub in Arizona. This law, born from a flooded town and a sleepy donkey, prohibits donkeys from bedding down in bathtubs. Who knew?
10. California: No Whistling for Lost Canaries Before 7 A.M.
Lost your canary in the wee hours? Hold off on the whistling until the sun comes up. In California, it's illegal to whistle for a lost canary before 7 a.m. Early bird gets the worm, but not if you're breaking the law!
So, there you have it! Ten quirky state laws that'll leave you scratching your head and chuckling in disbelief. Just remember, ignorance of the law is no excuse, so keep these weird rules in mind on your next cross-country road trip!
References: Weird State Laws You Never Knew About | 50 Craziest State Laws From Around the United States
